dialectic

As the title of this post is telling those of you who read this blog ( me and the two birdies i just gave the screen ), this post is leading up to one in which i shall discuss, deconstruct and touch upon (inappropriately) the idea of a dialectic - instead of actually doing that here right now. It will be my hope that through a discourse between me and my words and world peace, I will come to a greater understanding of how twisted the beautiful landscape of my mind really is. If that sounds cryptic all i can say is fuck you, sir, and here's a dick joke for you:

"When in doubt, go for the dick joke." — Robin Williams

Yes. That IS a third-party reference to a dick joke i lifted straight from the wiki page about dick jokes - made by a guy who many consider to be a dick; others simply think he looks like one. How's that for meta-humour.

P.S This deranged phase of my life will pass. This too shall pass.

FIRST!

thought about this one for half an hour. i deem it a good start. let anyone who ... (deems it) yes, deems it otherwise step forth and be emasculated precisely.